Evill Shit!!! EvOil I tell you

Okay, I love extreme sports, simply love it. Since I discovered the extreme sports channel a while ago, it replaced the 'dead tv' time spot of MTV (MTV has only music - which sux large portions of the time, Extreme channel has music and people doing crazy stuff, sometimes dying or getting castrated. Bonus. Extreme wins!.)

A few days ago I saw this .... This dude is soo EvOil. he can single handedly kickass of moderetly sized army battalion and in the same time make it to the 22:00 movie session in local cinema(he can run, ok!). The movie s tarts as one of thosee "Darwin awards" flics, but quite quickly I realized that the fucker doesnt wanna fall and die.

check this out.

Bender was right.

I saw the writing on the wall, and it said: Bite my shiny metal ass

Sweet juicy news.... Its back , in 2008 13 more episodes.
It appears to be more than just a romour this time, multiple confirmations about a closed deal.

Here
and Here

Finaly I can stop signing the "Bring Futuram Back petition" under multiple fake names.
Phew, 4+ extra hours added to a day. Bonus.

If you dont like futurama , Get off my Blog!!! Go play with used .

Old friend

There are alot of people we meet along the way of this thing called life, some become our friends some you cant stand and want to send them gifts like these.

I hooked up with an old friend from way back this week.Was really great getting together and hanging out.Its amazing how you can, not talk with a person for a few years then after 1 minute of chat you feel like you've never parted and the conversation just flows.
What can I say some people are special, some are ok, but most are twats I forgot one more category - Polish Fucks (The member of this category reminded me of its existence) .

Cartman come home!!!

Hey Boys & Girls, a crappy thing happened to me the other day.
I came back from outing a few days ago, parked me shiny car (actually its nothing but shiny, it had so much dirt on it that one would have to use Oil drilling gear to get to the surface) in front of me house.
When I tried to drive my arse to a BBQ of Ugi(makes one wonder what kind of bbq would a coockie monster have) I was disturbed by something, I couldnt quite put my finger on it ( :) ) but it was a sense of "wait a minute... something not quite right here" tm. Eventually it hit me, me car ... not me anymore. Ze bitch left me. And took some goodies away with her, that twat.


List of Gonners
===========


1x Old Leasing Car gone -- being used for camel and arabs orgy at some remote location
1x New Leasing Car in - Its ok, old one was better. Also its white , never a good thing.
1x Mp3 player Gone - Was a bday gift from me bro. Totaly uncool, not happy.
1xRenbo PS2 - Not mine, why I had it my car you might ask. Well You never know when you might need a PS2, and I like to be ready. Renbo - Sorry , it wasnt me it was the mono testicle thief(soon to be mono-lobe).
2xRollerBlades - gone.
1xUber Cool Talking Cartman Doll - The most valuable thing in my car, this dude been with me for a few years in every car I had and work places I've been at. FUCK YOU TURDS for taking it FUCK YOU may your mothers tits rott and your dicks get taped with superglue.
1xLarge Battle Axe - Lod you know.....
1xRandom Crap - Every car must have this.


My car is the 6th car stolen in one week from my neighbourhood, JOY!
In the words of Grandma Muskuna: "Ze Lo Naim Li"

Blup

When looking for an opening image for the previos post , google was all random on me.
Out of 200+ images I got on google images when searching for "russian drunk vodka" about 196 were of drunk naked girls(bonus), one of something naked but unexplained(I fear), Yetlzin and This one.

Hmm, makes you wonder.
Damn capitalist scumm google...

Why Russians rule or How I came to cope with fear of bears

Hey,
In the evergoing quest to explore my roots of origin I came to a topic which is my personal favorite. Recriational drinking in Russian culture. So while ago I came across a russian drinking game. Being the people that practicly invented recriational drinking, Russians ought to have good drinking games.

Among the multiple types of drinking games one stood out as a glowing posture of a drunken kozak. The game is know under multiple names some of which are : "Brown bear come,Enter the Dragon,Tiger Has come"

Below is the detailed description of the game that I ripped from some place(shhhh).
Big Phat Disclaimer: The game is a russian drinking games, these people are crazy.. I am no kidding. Russian are born with 4 livers, so they have x4 livers to punish in their lifetime. Mere mortals should take this into account.

Drinking game "Brown bear has come" (Enter the Dragon).
Required Equipment:

• Thick Wooden Table - Wooden because they make a good sound when hit with dumb drunken head.
  
• ALOT of alcohol (preferably vodka)
• Money.
  
• One person who can handle LEAST liquor is a "game leader" - He remains Game lader until he passes out. After he passes out it doesnt really matter.

Game Flow

• Put on table shotglasses by number of players.
  
• Fill shotglasses with vodka.
  
• Every player puts on table agreed amount of money (say a dollar).
  
• Game leader says "Brown bear has come" (Dragon has entered), all players drink vodka from their shotglasses and hide under the table (from dragon or tiger).
• Game lader says "Brown bear has gone" (Dragon has gone).
  
• Everyone gets from under the table, puts another dollar on table and fills his glass with vodka.
  
• Then game leader says "Tiger came.. etc. etc. etc. Game leader drinks every other round.
  
• The objective of the game is to find out who will take all money from table. If you cannot get up on your feet from under the table, you lose. If you run out of Vodka, Game leader or whoever's feet are trembling the least buys more with money collected from the table.
  
• Last man standing collects all the money remaining and by default is hosting next game (buying initial supply of alcohol).

Well Thats it for now boys and girls and remmember practice makes perfect,especialy when it comes to stupidity.

DD-WRT das is goot

New version of the great DD-WRT opensource firmware for the Linksys wifi routers was released.

The firmware works on all Linksys linux based models.

Lazy/Executive summary: If you got a box that looks like this at your home, keep reading. If you dont, steal one then read it.


By using the DD-WRT firmware you can turn this little box into a powerhorse.. It can do anything, and by anything I mean even your ugly sister/mom/brother/dog.


Things it can do:

• Wep/WPA/MAC Filter/RADIUS
• Firewall
• QoS
• SSH access - w00t
• VOIP support
• SVN server
• UPNP support
• Cron
• Port triggering
• PPTP
• Dynamic DNS support (no-ip and such)
• Linking multiple Routers in a mesh
• Smb mounting
• Vlan management
• Other shit I cant remmeber.

This post sucked donkey dick.