Water War II - The revenge.

Dont be dry.

Evill Shit!!! EvOil I tell you

Okay, I love extreme sports, simply love it. Since I discovered the extreme sports channel a while ago, it replaced the 'dead tv' time spot of MTV (MTV has only music - which sux large portions of the time, Extreme channel has music and people doing crazy stuff, sometimes dying or getting castrated. Bonus. Extreme wins!.)

A few days ago I saw this .... This dude is soo EvOil. he can single handedly kickass of moderetly sized army battalion and in the same time make it to the 22:00 movie session in local cinema(he can run, ok!). The movie s tarts as one of thosee "Darwin awards" flics, but quite quickly I realized that the fucker doesnt wanna fall and die.

check this out.

Bender was right.

I saw the writing on the wall, and it said: Bite my shiny metal ass

Sweet juicy news.... Its back , in 2008 13 more episodes.
It appears to be more than just a romour this time, multiple confirmations about a closed deal.

Here
and Here

Finaly I can stop signing the "Bring Futuram Back petition" under multiple fake names.
Phew, 4+ extra hours added to a day. Bonus.

If you dont like futurama , Get off my Blog!!! Go play with used .

Old friend

There are alot of people we meet along the way of this thing called life, some become our friends some you cant stand and want to send them gifts like these.

I hooked up with an old friend from way back this week.Was really great getting together and hanging out.Its amazing how you can, not talk with a person for a few years then after 1 minute of chat you feel like you've never parted and the conversation just flows.
What can I say some people are special, some are ok, but most are twats I forgot one more category - Polish Fucks (The member of this category reminded me of its existence) .

Cartman come home!!!

Hey Boys & Girls, a crappy thing happened to me the other day.
I came back from outing a few days ago, parked me shiny car (actually its nothing but shiny, it had so much dirt on it that one would have to use Oil drilling gear to get to the surface) in front of me house.
When I tried to drive my arse to a BBQ of Ugi(makes one wonder what kind of bbq would a coockie monster have) I was disturbed by something, I couldnt quite put my finger on it ( :) ) but it was a sense of "wait a minute... something not quite right here" tm. Eventually it hit me, me car ... not me anymore. Ze bitch left me. And took some goodies away with her, that twat.


List of Gonners
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1x Old Leasing Car gone -- being used for camel and arabs orgy at some remote location
1x New Leasing Car in - Its ok, old one was better. Also its white , never a good thing.
1x Mp3 player Gone - Was a bday gift from me bro. Totaly uncool, not happy.
1xRenbo PS2 - Not mine, why I had it my car you might ask. Well You never know when you might need a PS2, and I like to be ready. Renbo - Sorry , it wasnt me it was the mono testicle thief(soon to be mono-lobe).
2xRollerBlades - gone.
1xUber Cool Talking Cartman Doll - The most valuable thing in my car, this dude been with me for a few years in every car I had and work places I've been at. FUCK YOU TURDS for taking it FUCK YOU may your mothers tits rott and your dicks get taped with superglue.
1xLarge Battle Axe - Lod you know.....
1xRandom Crap - Every car must have this.


My car is the 6th car stolen in one week from my neighbourhood, JOY!
In the words of Grandma Muskuna: "Ze Lo Naim Li"

Blup

When looking for an opening image for the previos post , google was all random on me.
Out of 200+ images I got on google images when searching for "russian drunk vodka" about 196 were of drunk naked girls(bonus), one of something naked but unexplained(I fear), Yetlzin and This one.

Hmm, makes you wonder.
Damn capitalist scumm google...