Sunday, November 04, 2007

I definetly smell a pork product of some kind

A week ago I was planing to go on a kickass Bike Ride up north.I've loaded my bike on my car as usual and was on my way to pickup another bike(and a friend) .
The weather was good, the hefty amount of caffeine in my veins, the anticipation for that thrill of a ride, all was there.... perfect.
Alas, piggies had something else in store for me...

On the first intersection I was pulled over by a cop (100 meters from my house). The dude approached my car, and asked for the regular papers. I could easily see that he was bored to the death and was looking for a prey , and since not too many cars pass that street at those early morning hours - I was it(joy).

Well to cut the long story short, I received a ticket for driving a wide-load (aka my bike) on my care. Its been a week and I am still pissed, I'd share some of graphic thoughts and descriptions of that turd of a cop but the written word wont do them justice.


This is for you - piggie

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