Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The horror ends in 12hrs

Finaly, in 12 hours the life-sucking-brain-stupefier-castrating expirience is about to come to an end. I am talking about the shit fest called Lost. Yes that crap, the 2nd season really got to me, while during the first I was still young and naive, the 2nd season made me wanna peal of the skin of my ears.

Tonight double season finale is aired and it will finaly put an end to this series. Yes yes, some might say "Oh wait dude, there are atlest 2 more seasons left(yes the bastards signed for atleast two more). You still dont know about ." I'd tell to those good men: go and lick a cacktus, so what if it pains, there's still much more to go and it might get tasty. DIE SCUMS.

A short summary of what we had in these two seasons: 2 x Plane Crash, One Island(hot), Polar bears(on a freaking island??!?!), Predetor( or some invisible shit that likes leaves), Drugs,hot orgy(Thats when I switched lost off),boring crap(loads of it),lame lame lame, bitch bitch bitch,ughh turture,Babylon chick(ugly beast here, much better with a dinosour bone in her skull),Hot chick dead , ugly chicks added.

oh thats it, no wait... there was loads of what you-ma-call-it.... ohh yeah.. SOAP OPERA.. like zillions , there was enough soup to clean worlds oil reserver into water. They tried to mask it with shoostings and and spooky music , but its still weak and castrating.

And now for the gran finaly I get this: Lost the game or as ihatelost put it in his news page:
News:Lost Game Set to Bore and Kill us All to Death

So there.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Gotta love the brits

British car salesman with sense of humour.

Friday, May 19, 2006

I know that liver is evil and must be p'younished but why the head?

So I've been at the pharsh party, (aka Mega party post) . The party was absolutely brilliant, this party rocked my toe nails(like 4 times in a row). If you missed it, a. you suck. b. you suck even more. c. commit a suicide now and stop the bitching.

Pharsh party ingridients:
  • Abdundace of freaks - Good people
  • Not overcrowded - Saved me the trouble of pushing people off the roof
  • Music, yes they had that too - Dont remmeber much but they've put "chase the devil" much kudos for the DJ's.
  • Free, unlimited Booze - We'll get back to it later.
  • Free.
  • Cops - A must for every self respecting party. This one had em 3 times. Bonus.
  • Lesbian spanking inferno - It was there, I swear. Ugh!!

I got pished extremly, its not me its the free booze, it was speaking to me... honestly!!
Since I was drunk as a fuck , I had to ditch my car. Good people dropped me off at me casa - that place looks much more interesting when u're under the influence - moving stairs, elevators going in diagonal, I felt like I am in a cube movie.

In the morning the standard post drinking ritual hit me. Room was moving around and it took 2 hands and a wall to fix my head in a place. Blackouts about the party(dont remmeber much and most of this post is filled with fragments of my imagination). All standard and expected.
Oh right, and blood on my pillow... Now in the name of rebel iguana what is that? and where did come from? as it appears, my head was rebeling against me for leaving the party. It decided to go headbanging with its soroundings, all while I was asleep.

So I am all good now, party was superb, head hates me, I hate the liver.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

I hate Cats

But this one is exception.Keep em coming Nature.
P.S: Not me, and I almost never molest cats.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Mega Party!!![Israel Only]

A Mega Party is upon us, on 18.05 there is a cool party II .
This party is from pharsh guys(see the link), and if its going to be half as good as the one they pulled last year. Damn!!!

More info on their website.

P.S its BYOB, so bring good 'B' or else... or else what? Exactly

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Google's new thing: Google Trends

Google announced a new service - Google Trends. This new service allows one to see the volume of popular searches in corelation with news triggers and geographical regions.
Google Trends aims to provide insights into broad search patterns. It is based upon just a portion of our searches, and several approximations are used when computing your results.

Its quite cool actually, in this screenshot taken from GoogleTrends you can see the horniest cities on earth and the language they speak.

Output of 'sex' search in Google Trends:

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Summer is weak, bring back the ice ages

Summer is upon me, I like it not. Its hot and eeecky sticky.
Why must it be, why?!?
Those tree hugging hippies keep threatening with global warming and apocalypse.

We have to stop polluting. Heal the world. Recycle. Stop eating baby seals.
I hear some scientists say that global warming will lead to new ice age - Bonus. I am for one willing to suffer more heat for a while if I am promised not to have this hotness evilness anymore - Double Bonus.

Like most things in life , climate and eco-systems are cyclic.
If we push our eco-system long enough into heating, it will reset itself ---> be cold. Good.
Mission accomplished.

Vim 7.0 Goodies

Vim 7.0 was released !!! For those not familiar with Vim here is a short explanation.
Vim is highly efficient,most flexible(yes even more than that ...) text editor. VIM is so amazing that if I was writing this blog in vim It would be declared as supreme priceless work of art.

The new version packs quite a few useful(and one bloated evilness) additions:
  • Tab Support
  • Drop down Completion
  • HTML,ruby,Javascript extended completion
  • Undo Branches
  • Spellchecker -EVIL!! Satan submitted this patch

And so it begins

Hey, this is my first ever blog entry.I often have some insights and bitching(ranting for all of you delicate souls) about things that piss me off.

So I decided to give this blogging thing a go, we'll see how it goes.

So here are a few ground rules regarding my blog, please read them to avoid surprises later(unless you like that sort of thing {freaks}).

  1. This blog will contain the following: Computer Technical posts,Geekery,Bitching about things that piss the monkeys out of me,porn - yes loads of it,Random thoughts of mine.
  2. Update frequency will be in correlation with my breeding frequency of Staring frog from Southern Sri-Lanka.
  3. Blup.
  4. Why I do this ----> |Blog Title|
  5. Humans are evil!!!!
  6. Comments are welcome.
  7. Dumb comment == smack in the face. Why? ---> |Blog Title|